Quote of the Day

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“Carpal Tunnel Syndrome?  No.  Lumber Lung?  No.  Juggler’s Despair?  No.  Achy-Breaky Pelvis?  No.  Oh, I’m never going to be disabled.  I’m sick of being so healthy!” – Homer Simpson

5 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 2 May 2012 at 1:50 pm

    “It’s like a lottery that rewards stupidity!”
    “Stupidity, eh…?”

  2. 3 May 2012 at 4:06 am

    I always loved Bart’s “Dad, I know we don’t do a lot together but helping you gain 61 pounds is something I want to be a part of.” …. it’s so fucked up.. yet kinda uh.. sweet?

  3. 3 Leo
    3 May 2012 at 5:22 am

    Must hurt self… must hutr self…

  4. 4 Frank
    3 May 2012 at 1:17 pm

    I just love the cover art for that brochure

  5. 3 May 2012 at 11:47 pm

    In a way, it seems like everyone is disabled!

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