Bonus Quote of the Day

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“I won’t lie to you, in this job, you will be shot at.  Each of these bullet wounds is a badge of honor.” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
“Badge of honor.” – Homer Simpson
“Here’s a pointer, try to take it in the shoulder.” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon

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6 Responses to “Bonus Quote of the Day”

  1. 7 May 2012 at 9:53 am

    *Homer comes home from work. Goes to bed. Alarm goes off about a nanosecond later. He hits it and gets up and gets ready for work.*

    Funniest scene ever.

    • 2 akumatafur
      8 May 2012 at 3:32 am

      Marge: Homer, how long do you plan to do this?
      Homer: I don’t know. How long do horses live?
      Marge: Thirty years.
      Homer: D’oh!

  2. 3 Stan
    7 May 2012 at 10:34 am

    I didn’t get it. What he means by “pointer” and “take it in the shoulder”? A pointer acting like a bullet or what?

    • 4 Shane
      7 May 2012 at 10:35 am

      A pointer is a tip. He’s telling Homer if he’s going to get shot, try getting hit in the shoulder rather than somewhere else.

    • 7 May 2012 at 2:29 pm

      To paraphrase… “Homer, you will be shot at here, so I have some advice for you in case this happens: Try to get shot in the shoulder if you can help it, because a shoulder wound won’t cause as much pain or do as much irrepairable damage.”

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