Quote of the Day

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“So the next time somebody tells you carny folk are good, honest people, you can spit in their faces for me.” – Barney Gumble
“I will, Mr. Gumble.  But, if you’ll excuse me, I’m profiling my Dad for the school paper.  I thought it would be neat to follow him around for a day to see what makes him tick.” – Lisa Simpson
“Aww, that’s sweet.  I used to follow my Dad to a lot of bars too.” – Barney Gumble


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