Quote of the Day

The Joy of Sect8

“Do you have anything by Robert Ludlum?” – Hans Moleman
“Get out.” – Just Crichton and King Bookstore Employee

3 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Guy Incognito
    24 May 2012 at 10:16 am

    This scene is such brilliance.

  2. 2 Anonymous
    24 May 2012 at 11:49 am

    I’m glad they used Moleman, I’m just surprised they didn’t use Comic Book Guy

  3. 25 May 2012 at 1:57 am

    I wonder what happens if you ask for Richard Bachman there?

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