Quote of the Day

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“These Krusty-brand balloons are three bucks each.  But get a cheap one, and what happens?  Goes off!  Takes out the eyeballs of every kid in the room!  What’s that gonna cost you?  Hey, Bill, what did that cost us?” – Krusty the Klown

1 Response to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 30 May 2012 at 1:16 pm

    One of my favorite bits of the entire series. Any implication of a clown seriously wounding multiple children is grade-A comedy.

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