31
May
12

Quote of the Day

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“Hey, Homer, you wanna get a beer on the way home?” – Carl
“I can’t.  I gotta take my wife to the ballet.” – Homer Simpson
“Gonna go see the bear in the little car, huh?” – Lenny

5 Responses to “Quote of the Day”


  1. 1 Anonymous
    31 May 2012 at 10:16 am

    Homer: Marge, this may be hard to believe, but I’m trapped inside two vending machines.
    Marge: Sure Homer, trapped in vending machines, okay.

  2. 2 ilmozart
    31 May 2012 at 10:19 am

    This scene followed by Homer getting his hands stuck in the vending machine are among my absolute favorite Simpsons moments ever:
    Homer, there’s no easy way to tell you this: I’m afraid I’m gonna have to saw your arms off.
    They’ll grow back, right?
    Oh… yeah.
    Wait a minute. Homer, are you just holding on to the can?
    Your point being?


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