Quote of the Day

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“Hey, Barney, will you give me two-hundred-and-fifty bucks for this blimp ticket?” – Homer Simpson
“Sure!” – Barney Gumble
“Where’d you get all the money?” – Homer Simpson
“From some scientist.  Since they stopped testing on animals, a guy like me can really clean up.” – Barney Gumble

2 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Anonymous
    2 June 2012 at 4:42 pm

    Better than giving away coupons while only wearing a diaper.

  2. 2 Stan
    3 June 2012 at 12:40 pm

    It’s kind of a good joke, but ungenuinely stuck on because you don’t see the wires in all of the other scenes. Plus Barney’s hair is really missing in the back from this point of view.

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