Quote of the Day

The Old Man and the Lisa8

“Let’s have a look at my stock portfolio, hmm? . . . Confederated Slave Holdings, how’s that doing?” – C.M. Burns
“It’s, uh . . . uh, steady.” – Bowtied Yes Man

2 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 ilmozart
    19 June 2012 at 8:41 am

    This episode has the brilliant scene where Burns goes to the supermarket. Ketchup…Catsup…Ketchup…Catsup…
    He’s so slightly less evil when befuddled.

  2. 2 akumatafur
    20 June 2012 at 12:47 pm

    Anachronic Burns is the best Burns

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