22
Jun
12

Quote of the Day

Sprinkles

“Wait a minute.  These are not sprinkles, sir.” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
“What do you mean?” – Homer Simpson
“You’ve clearly taken items from the candy rack and placed them on top of the donut in an attempt to pass them off as sprinkles.” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
“Well, it was like that when I got here, it really was!” – Homer Simpson
“A Mounds bar is not a sprinkle!  A Twizzler is not a sprinkle!  A Jolly Rancher is not a sprinkle, sir.  Perhaps in Shangri-la they are, but not here!” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon


1 Response to “Quote of the Day”


  1. 1 Thrillho
    22 June 2012 at 10:28 am

    I remember that was one of the signs at the re-vamped 7-Eleven/Kwik E Mart they used to promote the movie.


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