Quote of the Day

Family Food

“You’re letting me go?” – Kirk van Houten
“Kirk, crackers are a family food.  Happy families.  Maybe single people eat crackers, we don’t know.  Frankly, we don’t want to know.  It’s a market we can do without.” – Southern Cracker Executive

10 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 27 June 2012 at 10:43 am

    [Kirk] So that’s it, after all these years? So long and good luck?!
    [Exec] I don’t recall saying “good luck.”

  2. 2 Stan
    27 June 2012 at 11:22 am

    The way they nailed Milhouse’s dad was just perfect: a lousy father, but not because he’s a lazyass or a jerk like Homer. Simply because he’s such a loser he can even lose his job out of nothing. And the funny part is, Milhouse still things of Kirk ok on multiple occasions (whereas Bart always banters Homer for doing something stupid).

  3. 6 Chris
    27 June 2012 at 12:12 pm

    One of the most underrated episodes in the show’s history. Great humor, great story, beats TV cliches into the ground by not having Luanne and Kirk get back together in the end. I’ll be back, pro..probably.

    • 7 Patrick
      30 June 2012 at 6:16 am

      Oh yes but it’s a shame ZS called back this episode with a pointless and lazy saw “parody”.

  4. 8 ecco6t9
    28 June 2012 at 5:31 pm

    Can I have my shirts back at least?

  5. 9 Victor Dang
    28 June 2012 at 9:04 pm

    Could someone explain to me the “dryyyyyy” cracker part? I never really understood that.

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