Quote of the Day

In Marge We Trust8

“All done, I swept the aisles and put all the collection plates in the dishwasher.  Oh, and you wouldn’t believe how many dead pigeons there were in the organ.” – Marge Simpson
“Marge, you are a real time saver.  Do you know, thanks to you I’ve rediscovered a form of shame that’s gone unused for seven hundred years?” – Reverend Lovejoy

3 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Richie
    1 July 2012 at 4:19 pm

    Only in this series. *swoon*

  2. 2 Lovejoy Fan
    1 July 2012 at 6:55 pm

    I think this is one of my favourite Lovejoy quotes.

  3. 3 Anonymous
    2 July 2012 at 1:57 pm

    I just had a Moral Orel flashback

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