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Quote of the Day

Mayored to the Mob4

“People!  People!  This man has actually been in outer space!” – Agent
“Ha!  Nobody cares.” – Mrs. Krabappel
“This is one small step towards firing your ass!” – Neil Armstrong


4 Responses to “Quote of the Day”


  1. 1 Mark Rodkin
    20 August 2012 at 5:10 pm

    Second comes right after first

  2. 2 abra cadaver
    24 August 2012 at 1:31 am

    True story, I met an astronaut once. I was about 7-8 years old. It was part of a school-wide Q&A thing. Having no tact I guess, I asked him if any astronauts died while on mission with him. He got very solemn, answered “yes”, kinda just didn’t answer the next few questions, and then left really early. I was later reprimanded for my quest and I felt like complete shit for asking, but I WAS genuinely curious, and figured it was a question he’d be ready for (maybe not from elementary schoolers, though) and had been asked before.

  3. 3 Joethefish
    25 August 2012 at 11:17 pm

    this qotd was about a week to early


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