Quote of the Day

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“I hate these worker of the week award ceremonies.” – Carl
“Who even cares anymore?  Everyone that works here has already got one.” – Lenny
“Except for . . .” – Carl
“Hello!  Well, today’s the day for Homer J.  I know I’m gonna win this time.” – Homer Simpson
“Yeah, how come?” – Lenny
“Union rule twenty-six: every employee must win worker of the week at least once, regardless of gross incompetence, obesity or rank odor.” – Homer Simpson

3 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 RaikoLives
    3 September 2012 at 9:14 am

    It’s almost a callback to the comments Herb Powell’s engineers made about him when he was designing the car. “Oh and his personal hygiene is beyond reproach.”

    • 2 D.N.
      3 September 2012 at 6:27 pm

      Also reminds me of, “Oh, you poor unfortunate man. Let’s get you our of those clothes immediately, and we’ll do whatever we can about the smell.”

  2. 3 September 2012 at 10:36 am

    Oh man, I wonder what the Carbon Rod is up to right now? Something awesome, probably.

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