Quote of the Day

Scent of Books

“The police haven’t had any luck finding the teacher’s editions.” – Principal Skinner
“The dogs have picked up the scent of books . . . send in the battering ram.” – Chief Wiggum

1 Response to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 D.N.
    11 September 2012 at 6:16 pm

    God, I love that episode. Used to watch the hell out of it back in the day. In about 1992, when Channel Ten showed a pair of Simpsons re-runs once a week, I taped “Separate Vocations” and “Homer at the Bat” at the end of a recorded-off-TV “Ghostbusters.” I’m sure I still have that cassette somewhere in the deep, dark recesses of my old bedroom.

    I’m certain that, for quite a long time, “Separate Vocations” was my favourite Simpsons episode.

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