Quote of the Day

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“Gimme, uh, thirty-thousand tickets.” – Scalper
“That’ll be nine-hundred and fifty thousand dollars, please.” – Ticket Lady
“Look, thing about that is, I only got ten dollars on me.  Can I pay you the rest later?” – Scalper
“Sure.” – Ticket Lady

2 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Zartok-35
    16 September 2012 at 8:56 pm

    Like Chris-Chan says, TOO MANY CROOKS.

  2. 2 Mark Rodkin
    16 September 2012 at 10:33 pm

    With the money you would have made working, you could have bought tickets from a scalper.

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