Quote of the Day

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“This barbeque will be hard, thankless work, but I’m sure you’re up to it, Marge.” – Homer Simpson
“Well, it could be a good chance to get to know our neighbors outside of a courtroom setting.” – Marge Simpson
“You know what you should serve, Marge?  More of these lamb chops.  These are the best ever.” – Homer Simpson
“Why thank you, Homey.  You might say the extra ingredient is salt.” – Marge Simpson

2 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 zgeycp
    23 September 2012 at 3:37 am

    Homer actually complimenting his wife on something outside of a hackneyed third act redemption? Must be classic Simpsons.

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