Quote of the Day

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“Talking out of turn, that’s a paddling.  Looking out the window, that’s a paddling.  Staring at my sandals, that’s a paddling.  Paddling the school canoe?  Oh, you better believe that’s a paddling.” – Jasper

4 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 28 September 2012 at 10:37 am

    Wow, this blog’s been around almost four years and you’ve just now gotten to one of the most classic quotes ever said on the show? Just goes to show how many amazing lines there have been over eight/nine years of gold.

  2. 28 September 2012 at 10:38 am

    It’s a great bit, but it’s made YouTube comments on Simpsons videos nearly unbearable.

  3. 4 Victor Dang
    29 September 2012 at 9:24 am

    A great line, oft repeated on the World Wide Internet even in this day and age by tweens and spleens alike, from Reddit to YouTube. Shows to go how much this show still rings around the rosy in peo’s minds today.

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