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Sep
12

Season 7 Marathon: 25 Episodes, 25 beers, 9h:32m:18s

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“Anyway, get ready beer belly, we’re gonna show Springfield what we’re made of!” – Homer Simpson

Good morning and welcome to the seventh and final Simpsons-Beer Marathon.  Today I get to spend my whole Saturday watching Season 7, and it is going to be awesome.  As with previous marathons, I will be using the pause and reverse buttons to get a quote down or take a screen grab, but the fast-forward button is strictly verboten.  Since I was way too drunk by the end of the Season 6 marathon (I blame Dave) to comment intelligently on “Who Shot Mr. Burns?”, I’m going to start with Part 1 instead of Part 2.  And with that, let’s get going.

1. Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part One)

  • “Ah, poor fellow, crushed by his own water bottle.”
  • I really need to start using the word “dunderpate”.
  • The whole candy box scene, where Burns remembers Maggie, Bart, and Santa’s Little Helper, is another exhibit for why this show should’ve ended not too long after this. 
  • The statues outside the animal hospital are a nice touch.
  • Great animation when Homer’s pupils contract as he realizes Burns didn’t thank him.
  • “Hey, if you guys are getting loaded off them fumes, I’m gonna have to charge you.”
  • Not sure if it counts as animation or directing, but the way Grampa falls out of the shot during the earthquake is really well done.
  • They just don’t write Burns dialogue this evil and insane anymore: “Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the Sun.”  That’s batshit crazy and completely hilarious. 
  • Heh, “blubberpot”, lotta good words in this episode. 
  • There may never be a funnier delivery of “You bastard” than the one by Old Jewish Guy at the meeting. 
  • I screwed up with my VCR when this one was first broadcast so I couldn’t rewatch it to figure out who did it (my guess was the dog), but it is always fun to see the little clues they left: Smithers pointing to the sundial, Maggie being the only one who doesn’t look away, the rolled down window on the car.  Even by the Himalayan standards of The Simpsons, this episode is crafted with outstanding care for detail. 

2. Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part Two)

  • Fantastic delivery by (I think) Azaria on “Speedway Squad, in color!”
  • Great subtle joke, the crappy hospital is the Veterans one.
  • There aren’t a lot of shows where a father can lovingly say that he considers his children potential murderers.
  • Speaking of great Azaria delivery, Dr. Colossus everybody.  “When is my lawyer coming?”
  • “And with the prime suspect cleared and found completely innocent, we must now ask ourselves: Who could possibly be as bloodthirsty as Waylon Smithers?”
  • The Tito Puente song alone was worth buying that CD.
  • The oyster guy and the guy at the condom machine are great.
  • This episode is rife with great little scenes, especially Moe and the lie detector. 
  • Only on The Simpsons can you bribe lab techs with cigarettes.
  • I haven’t seen The Fugitive in a long time, so I’m not sure how well it’s aged, but that escape scene was cool as hell in 1993. 
  • “You chose fruit, you live with fruit.”

3. Radioactive Man

  • It’s partly just alt.tv.simpsons, but this show was way ahead of the times on internet movie fans.
  • The Scoutmaster!  If you’ve never actually bothered to watch any of the Adam West Batman show, this is exactly what it was like.  It was on in reruns constantly when I was a little kid and even then I knew it was terrible. 
  • Great sign at the hospital: “Our Extra Patients Make Patient Extras”.
  • Another sign this show should’ve ended soon after this: Nelson “ha ha”ing himself in the mirror.  It’s great here, but it’s also what you do when something is starting to get played out.  This will happen again in seven hours or so when we get to “22 Short Films About Springfield”.
  • “You’re right, Lis, I can suck up to him, like the religious people suck up to God.”
  • Fantastic animation on the full power X-ray machine.
  • It’s great that the town is scamming the movie so hard that even Quimby is ashamed of it.
  • Goggles, people!
  • Also, the whole acid scene is beautifully drawn.
  • The spirograph guy is great.
  • Great guest voice by Mickey Rooney.  Every line.  He bounces back and forth between pathetic Hollywood shill and wise old  man beautifully.

4. Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily

  • Homer’s monocle is a fantastic double gag.  It’s a terrible prop, one that only Homer would think makes him look rich . . . and it works! 
  • “See ya in hell, you wingless bloodsuckers!”
  • The shrieking of the lice and showing Bart’s ass for no reason other than just to do it are yet more nice touches.
  • Speaking of which: the child welfare van crushing that bike.
  • I can’t put a fresh roll of toiler paper in without thinking about “improper overhand fashion”.
  • The kids being taken from Homer and Marge is a genuinely wrenching scene, and they move it along at the perfect pace.
  • Rod and Todd aren’t just traumatized by Itchy & Scratchy, they’re actually paler. 
  • “The number you have dialed can no longer be reached from this phone.  You.  Negligent.  Monster.”
  • Brilliant character touch to have Flanders not quite be able to say “Jesus” as he goes back and forth between blasphemy and being incredulous at Bart’s answer. 
  • Lovejoy’s exasperation with Flanders never gets old.
  • Homer falling down the hill is them still knowing how to hurt him without it being overdone or stupid.
  • The Godfather musical cues during the baptism are pitch perfect.
  • Maggie may be an almost entirely silent baby, but they use her really well here by having her want to stay with the Flandersesses until she sees Marge. 

5. Bart Sells His Soul

  • Iron Butterfly sounds pretty good on an organ.  Just sayin’.
  • Milhouse’s idea of what a soul is and can do feels appropriately kid like. 
  • Great animation on the “natural light” as Hibbert and company come into Moe’s.
  • More great animation on Bart’s imagining of the giant sponge dinosaur.  It’s exactly as blocky as it should be.
  • And again on Bart’s face getting squished on the automatic door.  Man, this one has a ton of great animation.  Never noticed that before.
  • The way the Space Needle crashes into Scratchy’s eyeball always cracks me up.
  • Ditto Homer getting stuck in the stairs. 
  • “Why isn’t anybody helping?”
  • Never understood what’s with Moe’s gap tooth look in this one.  It’s not bad or anything, just kinda odd.
  • Crazy crap on the walls remains the best description of all those mid-range chain restaurants.
  • “Aw, look at all the cute little minors.” – He’ll always be a sleazy bartender.
  • Moe’s hapless attempt at a real haircut also adds to the way he’s plainly uncomfortable doing anything but handing out booze to alcoholics. 
  • Cartwright shines in this one.  Nothing really specific, but Bart goes through a lot of shit here, and she knocks it out of the park every time, whether he’s excited, scared, sad, whatever.
  • Milhouse’s grandma’s apartment is dead on perfect.
  • When did Comic Book Guy become a Red Sox fan?  He is a self absorbed douchebag, I just never noticed that before.

6. Lisa the Vegetarian

  • The sound effects at Story Town Village (the broken speaker on Mama Bear, the creaking cottage with the three little pigs, the way mother goose gets decapitated) are outstanding.
  • Lord Thistlewick Flanders.  I wish that was my XBox gamertag.
  • “You might say the extra ingredient is salt.”
  • The Independent Thought Alarm is straight genius.  As a man who went to an incompetent and authoritarian school, I will always love that joke.
  • Great work when Scratchy’s headless torso falls onto the table.
  • Scientician.
  • Lisa the Vegetarian8
  • “Go back to Russia!”
  • “It’s still good, it’s still good!” is a wonderfully useful quote.
  • Lisa admitting she’s going to marry a carrot is another perfectly kid type moment.
  • It’s a very good thing that they got through all three (at the time) surviving Beatles when the show was still awesome.  Can you imagine the shitshow it would’ve been if they’d had McCartney on in Season 14 or something?
  • “Then you must think I’m a monster.”  “Yes, indeed I do think that.”
  • Has anyone ever run the credits backwards to see if there is a lentil soup recipe there?  I can hear the odd sounds, I’ve just never tried it.

7. Treehouse of Horror VI

  • “Dude, you’re huge!”  No idea why, but that gets me each time.
  • Gotta love the malevolent glee on Lard Lad’s face when he gets the donut and then proceeds to smash stuff and kick that dog.
  • “Remember the story, we’re newlyweds on our way to Earth Capital.”
  • Skinner is great in the second segment.  He couldn’t help “monitoring” their conversation. 
  • Two spaghetti meals in one day. 
  • Skeleton Willie is awesomely creepy.
  • All the dream sequences are animated with just the right amount of shine compared to the usual.
  • Movies, teevee and such started getting crazy with computer graphics in the very early 1990s (Terminator 2 had a lot to do with it).  Most of them looked like shit immediately or very shortly thereafter.  Well done, they can still look great even years later, and this segment does exactly that.
  • There’s a wonderfully simple terror to Frink’s chalk drawing of the “doomed individual”.

8. King-Size Homer

  • Smithers and the hired goons dragging Homer out of the john is wonderful misdirection. 
  • “Hey, where’s Charlie, how’d he get out of this?”  I stayed home all day drinking beer, thank you very much.
  • Assal horizontology.
  • In the annals of Shakespeare gags that take less than one second, Much Ado About Stuffing has to be up there.
  • Is “the subway ran over my hat” a Superman joke?  I’ve never been clear on that.
  • Of all Smithers’ descriptions of Homer, “chair moistener” might be the best.
  • “Oh no, the corn, Paul Newman’s gonna have my legs broke.”
  • Castellaneta’s reading of “Flanders?” when Homer knows things are fucked it brilliant.
  • Gotta love the fear in the ice cream man when Homer hijacks his truck.
  • Burns’ Yale sweater is a nice touch.
  • Though Homer driving on the side of the cooling tower is an ill omen.

9. Mother Simpson

  • “The Profit People”
  • The quick shot of the empty hammock is perfectly funerary.
  • Glenn Close fucking rules.  That is all.
  • I inherited a lot of 60s/70s toys from my older siblings, and Homer’s room is full of them.  We had a flip open kid record player that looked exactly like the one in his room.
  • That the Super Bowl once needed support is just hilarious.
  • The Spiro Agnew clock is excellent.
  • Kenny Brockelstein.
  • Phrenology, add that to list of things I found out about because of this show.
  • “Do I know what rhetorical means?”
  • Nothing’s quite like Bart(!) reciting right wing slogans in a tie-dyed t-shirt.
  • ABBA and Wagner, hells yeah.
  • The image at the end is great, but the music is just as gutting. 

10. Sideshow Bob’s Last Gleaming

  • So far we’ve had Homer’s mom, Bart selling his soul, Lisa becoming a vegetarian, Burns getting shot, on and on and on, and now it’s time for a Sideshow Bob episode.  The consistent genius of this show is unbelievable. 
  • Remember when this show actually made fun of Rupert Murdoch and FOX? 
  • “dollar intensive ordinance delivery vector”
  • “Sweet Enola Gay, son!” – R. Lee Ermey is also awesome. 
  • When I used to have to watch these on syndication, the part where Bob hits the bump with the bomb always got cut off.  Thank Jebus for DVD (and ripping all the DVDs to .avi).
  • Tyrannovision.
  • Gotta love Frink in the Strangelove glasses.
  • Only Brockman and Channel 6 could lump together the end of the Soviet Union and premium ice cream price wars.
  • The static-y look of Krusty’s emergency broadcast is just right.
  • Chattering cyclops, that’s every inch as good as “vast wasteland”.
  • Krusty jumping back after he drops the scorpion takes a tiny fraction of a second.  That’s the kind of attention they put into this show.

11. The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular

  • “America’s favorite non-prehistoric cartoon family.”
  • If they tried to do a montage of modern couch gags like the opening of this one, it’d take an hour and a half.
  • 138th Episode Spectacular4 
  • It’s relatively gentile satire, but Groening as a tequila swilling lunatic is a great joke.
  • The unused clips are hilarious: “I can ride a bike again!”
  • The robotic Richard Simmons, it’s a testament to how densely awesome “Burns’ Heir” is that this didn’t make it.
  • Old time video technology alert: on the alternate ending where Smithers shot Burns, you can see the VCR distortion at the bottom of the frame.
  • Hard core nudity!

12. Team Homer

  • That’s right, Lunchlady Doris is the Squeaky Voiced Teen’s mom.
  • Skinner’s ’Nam flashbacks and remembrances saw the show toeing a very fine line, and it was great.
  • Even Ether Burns is more evil than Zombie Simpsons Burns.
  • As a storytelling move, not showing Otto pick up the 7-10 split while the rest of them are cheering is brilliant.  We already know what’s going to happen, so why bother showing it?
  • Springfield Police Framers, fantastic team name.
  • “They were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.”
  • Love the one gay “Home-Wrecker”.
  • The shots where the bowling ball is right on the edge of the gutter are very well drawn.

13. Two Bad Neighbors

  • No Parcheesi Sets, Please.
  • SCUBA squishy machine repair!
  • Oh, Disco Stu, why couldn’t you have remained as a one or two off character?
  • Mrs. Glick’s old person insistence that her candy dish be used for nothing else is one of those things that seems like it came from real world old people experience.
  • Great aside joke with the guy who says “yes” to the Ayatollah.
  • We used to laugh at the Bushes, then it was less funny for awhile, and now it’s funny again.  Things are better when it’s funny.
  • “Just happy to be here among good, average people, with no particular hopes or dreams.”
  • Homer’s “my taxes paid for that horn” line is wonderfully layered.  It’s not just wrong, it’s also a stereotypically dumb complaint about anything. 
  • “And since I’d achieved all my goals as President in one term, there was no need for a second.”
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  • “Grover Cleveland spanked me on two non-consecutive occasions.”
  • The green, CNN-Live-From-Baghdad glow to the fireworks explosion is wonderfully subtle.
  • Ah, if only Bush the Younger had stayed a cardboard cutout, not that Zombie Simpsons had anything to say about that.
  • Blowback!
  • Gerald Ford, president of football and nachos.  Fuck and yes.

14. 1Scenes From the Class Struggle in Springfield

  • “We can’t afford to shop at any store that has a philosophy.”
  • Sorny! 
  • The rich women are awesomely over dressed, under brained (except for Sus-an), and generally clueless.
  • “We microwaved our own soup!”
  • Tom Kite is another well used, unobtrusive, sensible, and still awesome guest voice.  “You can keep the shoes."
  • You can tell they’re paying exquisite attention to story here because while Lisa bugs Marge before she fucks up the Chanel, that isn’t why it get ruined.  Marge can’t and doesn’t need to blame Lisa, it’s entirely her fault because it’s entirely Marge’s story. 
  • “Peppery” is the nicest possible way to describe that atrocious dress
  • Gotta love that the rich people really were going to let the Simpsons in before they walked away.

15. Bart the Fink

  • I doubt that Castellaneta’s fake-sad delivery while mourning for Aunt Hortense could be done any better.
  • Cayman Islands Offshore Holding Corporation! 
  • Leave it to Krusty to think that his legal problems might be about popcorn that wasn’t bought “fair and square”.
  • “Avoison, it’s a crime, look it up.”
  • Thirty-two cartons of pornography, ah the days before internet porn.
  • The side shadows on the scene where Bart and Krusty talk on the sidewalk are really well done.  They’re consistent, and Krusty really looks like a blossoming degenerate drunk.
  • Great that Sideshow Raheem and Luke Perry are at the funeral.
  • There’s no getting around a headstone that says “See Ya Real Soon Kids!”.  Not a lot of shows will put up a message that basically says: Children, You Will Die.
  • Newhart’s eulogy denigrates Krusty and fails to praise him.  It’s awesome.
  • Call me back, Ishmael.
  • Handsome Pete!
  • Scrap iron has never seemed so romantic.

16. Lisa the Iconoclast

  • Cromulent, embiggens, land cow?  This episode rules.
  • “Here’s Johnny Cakes!”
  • Donald Sutherland owns this episode from start to finish.  It takes a rare talent to read the term “Emancipation Retraction” with the requisite old-white-guy gravity. 
  • “I support most any prejudice you can name, but your hero-phobia sickens me.”
  • All good meetings end with someone digging up a corpse.
  • In Springfield, George Washington strangles men with his bare feet.  Hell yeah!
  • Sutherland wins forever: “I’m an antiquarian, damn it!”
  • Only in Springfield would there be a police sniper who comes *this close* to killing a little girl before the mayor decides to see what she has to say.
  • And then we let the lie continue.  This show is the best.

17. Homer the Smithers

  • For anyone who’s never been to a drag race, this is a fair approximation.
  • Well, except for the funny way the drivers eye each other after Burns tells them to slow down. 
  • Casually letting the water out of the water cooler is a great Burns move.  He won’t let Smithers drown, but he’s not going to expend any emotion or energy saving him either.
  • This episode is very good in general, but it’s also the beginning of the Burns who’s incompetent and useless instead of evil and effective.
  • Great delivery from Kavner on “If he’s alive.”
  • “We’re going to have to put a steel rod where your spine was.”
  • Burns’ Mom has a wicker wheel chair.
  • Great ending: https://deadhomersociety.com/2009/02/07/quote-of-the-day-13/

18. The Day the Violence Died

  • “hilarious atrocity” – awesome.
  • Kirk Douglas, for the win.
  • Manhattan Madness is fantastic, as is Milhouse’s bloodlust.
  • The first scene with Lampwick in the kitchen is just him poking through every cabinet and then the cat fucks off at light speed.  It’s wonderful.
  • This is one of the last great Hutz episodes: “If I hear ‘objection’ and ‘sustained’ one more time today, I think I’m going to scream.”
  • Roger Meyer Jr’s rant is awesome.
  • And it ends in Ghost Mutt.
  • Amendment to be!

19. A Fish Called Selma

  • “People don’t do that type of thing with fish.”
  • Hartman totally channels his inner Heston with “you wouldn’t ask a handsome man like me to wear glasses?” rant.
  • Patty’s disgust at Selma’s infatuation is almost too funny for words. 
  • “Jury duty is work”, well done, Jeff Goldblum.
  • Leper in the Backfield
  • Stop the Planet of the Apes, say what you will about Hollywood’s insistence on remaking and rebooting everything, but it does make a lot of old Simpsons jokes contemporary again.
  • “Gay?  I wish!” Jebus, I miss Hartman.
  • McBain 4: Fatal Discharge, heh.
  • “Like how we built that snowman together in that Newport ad?  Remember how alive with pleasure they said we were?” Seriously, Hartman was uniquely fucking good at everything.

20. Bart on the Road

  • Hell yeah, cracker factory. 
  • They did like staplers spewing staples this season.
  • Despite my current inebriation, I do like the way Bart, Milhouse and Nelson quietly push away their beers when Barney, of all people, tells them to join the party, exposing the basic patheticness of drinking this much.
  • “That’s it, back to Winnipeg!”
  • “Well, I didn’t think I was rehabilitated, but I guess they needed the extra bed.” – Drifter
  • Andy Williams!

21. 22 Short Films About Springfield

  • “Don’t worry, I’ll tell everybody you were untouchable.”
  • “If I remember my Heloise, the trick to getting out gum is peanut butter.”
  • “Now pump those scrawny chicken legs, you stupors funker!”
  • “Holy smokes, you need booze!”
  • “Goodbye student loan payments!” – Snake
  • “Good Lord, what is happening in there? . . . Aurora borealis. . . . Aurora borealis, at this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen? . . . Yes. . . May I see it? . . . No.”
  • Cheesy Does It
  • “McDonald’s restaurant, I never heard of it either, but they have over two thousand locations in this state alone.”
  • “Ay, naranjas en la cabeza!”
  • “We gotta swap insurance info!
  • “Do your dirty, sinful business.”
  • “Hey, what’s going on on this side?”
  • “You may purchase this charming Hamburgler adventure, a child has already solved the jumble using crayons, the answer is ‘fries’.”
  • “Oh my gosh, sorry, mister.”
  • “You keep squirming, there’s going to be a little bald girl with no lollipop.”
  • “Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall.” (Like I said back during “Radioactive Man”, this is how a joke ends.)
  • “That monkey is going to pay.”

22. Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish"

  • A Low-Cost Outing for Seniors
  • Damned Kaiser.
  • Burns’ rolodex is fantastic.  Who else would have an entry for Zoroastrians?
  • Nod to continuity: the senior home has the same big screen TV bought in “Old Money”.
  • It is best not to “obstruct” “probes” from J. Edgar Hoover.
  • No way around it, this episode is a bit weak.  There’s just too much poorly handled weirdness.
  • Grampa and Bart at the cemetery is really well animated, though.  There’s even a fresh grave for Asa.
  • Flanders giving up his boat is hilarious, though.  
  • Plot goofiness aside, it is funny when Bart won’t take the rebreather from Grampa.
  • The German baron is fantastic.  Body-control.

23. Much Apu About Nothing

  • Stupid “Impson” family.
  • Mustache parades tend to offer a lot of catchy slogans.
  • No one shall argue against the essentiality of the Bear Patrol B-2.
  • Grandpa’s insane immigrant remembrance contains approximately fifty immigration cliches in just thirty seconds or so, and it includes a statue head full of garbage to boot.
  • Charles Norwood is awesome (if somewhat painful for Buffalo Bills fans); also, “adultivity”.
  • “Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman staring at me from Entertainment Weekly with their dead eyes!” – The “dead eyes” quote makes crappy supermarket tabloids so much easier to mock.
  • “From now on I’m only marrying for love, and possibly once more for money.”
  • Bear Patrol Steps up Bombing Campaign
  • Just say slavery.
  • When Homer’s giving his soliloquy at the picnic, Lovejoy has Buzz instead of Duff.  Well done. 

24. Homerpalooza

  • “In perpetuity throughout the universe” – The Simpsons, saving lawyers time since 1996.
  • For an episode that gave us the best ever generational quote “weird and scary”, it’s funny to see their “new bands” be horribly out of date. 
  • Homer’s rejection in strobe light is awesome.
  • “For authentic refreshment, eat Clark bars.”
  • Register Not to Vote does need to be next to Bungee Jump Against Racism.
  • Peter Frampton is a great guest voice: self parodying and game for lines that involve Pink Floyd’s yard sale.
  • “Are you being sarcastic, dude?” “I don’t even know anymore.”
  • Rover Hendrix!
  • Pretty sure I’ve said this before, but I’d pay decent money for an album authored by Cypress Hill and the London Symphony Orchestra.
  • “It’s a policy that ensures a healthy mix of the rich and the ignorant, sir.”
  • There’s nothing better than youth oriented product positioning.

25. Summer of 4 Ft. 2

  • “Was President Lincoln okay?”
  • In terms of being believably kid-like, this episode is as good as it gets.  Lisa, for all her adult capacity, is a real kid in this episode.
  • “He actually wrote ‘diddly’.”
  • Gotta love how suspicious Christina Ricci is when she says “Are you in to books?”, like it’s some kind of plague. 
  • “Hey, he looks just like you, poindexter!”
  • I’m not going to even try to describe Homer trying to buy fireworks.  Text does it no justice. 
  • It is awesome the way Marge just turns around with the rice crispy squares and tang.
  • Speaking of things that are indescribable, Homer panicking after lighting the M-320.
  • At the Grammar Rodeo, Lisa’s holding a sign that just says “Gerund”.  I hate grammar, but that’s funny.
  • A hermit crab in a Buzz cola can, that’s a great out. 

And that’s it, folks.  Thanks for reading, try not to watch Season 24.  Barring a level of miraculous improbability equal (or greater) to the meteor the killed the dinosaurs, it’s gonna suck. 


16 Responses to “Season 7 Marathon: 25 Episodes, 25 beers, 9h:32m:18s”


  1. 1 Victor Dang
    29 September 2012 at 9:13 am

    Chug! Chuc! Ghuc! Hucg!

    *Chug *Chug *Chug

    • 2 Victor Dang
      29 September 2012 at 9:19 am

      Now that I’m in a less tipsy state of mind, I just want to know why you’re not going to do Season 8. Not that much enjoyable duds there? (Or did you do all your previous Crazy Noises for Season 8 drunk? Now THAT’S what I’d like to know!)

      • 29 September 2012 at 9:54 am

        I think it would be interesting to do a beer marathon of all the Season 8 and Season 9 episodes that weren’t covered during Crazy Noises (Ok, there was only one Season 9 episode you didn’t do, but you get my drift.)

  2. 29 September 2012 at 12:16 pm

    “•Has anyone ever run the credits backwards to see if there is a lentil soup recipe there? I can hear the odd sounds, I’ve just never tried it.”

    Yes, there is. It also has Paul saying “Oh by the way, I’m alive.”

  3. 7 The Entire Score of the HMS Pinafore
    29 September 2012 at 12:46 pm

    The Nightmare on Elm Street parody genuinely scared the shit out of me when I was younger because I didn’t know about the movies. This season also has absolutely stellar stuff with the kids, I can never make a list of my top ten episodes because half of them will be the Bart/Lisa episodes from this season (plus Bart gets an F).

  4. 8 abra cadaver
    29 September 2012 at 3:47 pm

    Ah…. Bart Sells His Soul… best episode ever.

  5. 29 September 2012 at 6:36 pm

    Watching “Sleeping with the Enemy” and having Nelson do three “Haw haw!” jokes, I pondered about how at some point you need to retire jokes. You push them to their limit, then back away gracefully. Like “Who Shot Mr. Burns?” is the swan song for Burns forgetting Homer’s name, where it literally drives Homer mad. For “Haw haw!” I thought of the time Nelson literally has an out-of-body experience to mock someone miles away, but “Short Films” is definitely it, where Nelson is called on for his mockery and forced to have everyone laugh at him, flipping the dynamic to give him a taste of his own medicine. But of course, rather than develop new quirks and new material, the show would continue milking the same old jokes over and over, where every time we see Nelson, you can guarantee there’ll be a “Haw haw!” joke. It’s just not funny anymore…

  6. 10 abra cadaver
    30 September 2012 at 4:27 am

    DEADBEAT DAD BEAT DEAD.

    • 11 abra cadaver
      30 September 2012 at 4:35 am

      ‘Gotta love how suspicious Christina Ricci is when she says “Are you in to books?”, like it’s some kind of plague. ‘

      Reminds me of that great Bill Hicks joke about the waitress… “WACHOO READIN’ FOR?”

  7. 12 colonelcoward
    30 September 2012 at 6:19 pm

    “The Scoutmaster! If you’ve never actually bothered to watch any of the Adam West Batman show, this is exactly what it was like. It was on in reruns constantly when I was a little kid and even then I knew it was terrible. ”

    Shut your mouth! Seriously, though, if you can’t appreciate the hilarious camp that is Adam West’s Batman, I feel sorry for you. Adam West was absolutely perfect–I don’t think anyone could have nailed that interpretation of Batman as well as he does. “Some days you just can’t get rid of a bomb,” is one of my favorite lines in anything, ever. Adam West is still my favorite Batman.

    “I can’t put a fresh roll of toiler paper in without thinking about “improper overhand fashion”.”

    Me neither.

    “Remember when this show actually made fun of Rupert Murdoch and FOX? ”

    To be fair, I think Zombie SImpsons did still make fun of Murdoch and FOX. It’s just that the insults were toothless and unoriginal.

    • 13 abra cadaver
      2 October 2012 at 1:32 am

      Yeah, really, I’d take Batman 1968 over most of the current incarnations. But I can’t deny it’s pure cheese.

      Well-made cheese, though. Love the weird, uhm, ‘dutch’ (?) camera angles, which the Simpsons perfectly played with in its MANY references to the show…

  8. 1 October 2012 at 12:07 pm

    I’ve been going back and forth between reading your commentary & watching various episodes online… just as a thought of my own, I never before realized the letters that Troy McClure reads in the 138th Episode Spectacular are from esteemed, highly-educated people: a doctor, a professor and an ambassador (from the Ivory Coast, no less). An accurate cross-section of the obsessive Simpsons fanbase.

  9. 15 Sharik
    1 October 2012 at 5:58 pm

    The Curse of the Flying Hellfish has always been one of my all time favourite episodes, if only because Mr Burns and Abe is the absolute perfect character combination.


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