Quote of the Day

Itchy and Scratchy and Marge11

“Marge, I’m gonna build you a spice rack.” – Homer Simpson
“Oh, you don’t have to go to all that trouble just for me.” – Marge Simpson
“It’s no trouble, I got a whole garage full of tools I never use.” – Homer Simpson

6 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 7 October 2012 at 9:33 am

    whatever happened to that staircase?

    • 2 Anonymous
      7 October 2012 at 3:53 pm

      It doesn’t even lead anywhere!

      • 3 D.N.
        7 October 2012 at 6:21 pm

        Maybe the animators got confused and thought they were supposed to be depicting the basement…

        • 4 ecco6t9
          9 October 2012 at 1:46 am

          It leads to the attic….which has another entrance so that means it’s the back door for the attic. Or replacement steps for the basement….Or a prop….

    • 5 abra cadaver
      17 October 2012 at 3:34 am

      For all the years I’ve been watching the show, the layout of the house has never really registered with me completely. I think I get it now… They have some kind of front room where the door is that leads up the stairs, connected to a room with a fireplace that they almost only use for big crowd shots (illegal hookup boxing match room, for example), connected to the MAIN living room where they watch tv which is also where the backdoor appears to be, connected to the kitchen (which is connected to garage…?), connected to the dining room, which cycles back to the front room I mentioned. Up the stairs, the closest door is Homer/Marge’s room (as well as the master bathroom); going the other way, you first hit the bathroom, and then Bart’s room, then Lisa’s, then Maggie’s. There’s an attic, of course, and the basement appears to only be accessible from outside (a la “Hurricane Neddy”). The basement/laundry room does seriously seem to be connected to the kitchen at times but it’s apparently not. And also it’s sometimes kinda small (“Wizard of Evergreen Terrace”, “Day the Violence Died”), other times it’s huge and has the Xtapolapocetl head in it.

      …….I’m sure all that is wrong but yeah. Even after all these years it’a bit confusing. It is definitely a large and nice house, though. I guess it’s kinda confusing on purpose, kinda like how there are snowstorms sometimes and yet it’s super super super hot most of the time. Oh and there’s an ocean or something, though Springfield appears to be landlocked half the time. Etc.

      man….where DOES that staircase go?! ….

  2. 6 HMS pinafore
    9 October 2012 at 7:16 am

    Or maybe they needed something for Maggie to stand on so she could hit homer on the head with the mallet…

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