“I was wondering if you’d like to sponsor my bowling team for five hundred dollars?” – Homer Simpson
“Why certainly Poppin’ Fresh! I owe my robust physique to your tubes of triple bleached goo.” – C.M. Burns
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If Homer wanrts to lose weight maybehe shuldd soke a cigarette.
Soak it in what? Skittlebrau? ;)