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Oct
12

Quote of the Day

By Charlie Sweatpants 2 Comments
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“I was wondering if you’d like to sponsor my bowling team for five hundred dollars?” – Homer Simpson
“Why certainly Poppin’ Fresh!  I owe my robust physique to your tubes of triple bleached goo.” – C.M. Burns

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  1. 1 abra cadaver
    17 October 2012 at 10:00 pm

    If Homer wanrts to lose weight maybehe shuldd soke a cigarette.

  2. 2 Mourning Glory
    18 October 2012 at 5:28 am

    Soak it in what? Skittlebrau? ;)


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