25
Oct
12

Quote of the Day

138th Episode Spectacular5

“I’d sell my soul for a Formula One racing car.” – Bart Simpson
“That can be arranged.” – Satan
“Changed my mind, sorry. . . . Cool.” – Bart Simpson
“Bart, stop pestering Satan!” – Marge Simpson

Happy birthday Nancy Cartwright!


6 Responses to “Quote of the Day”


  1. 1 Anonymous
    25 October 2012 at 9:32 am

    I love that it’s Laramies and Duff that sponsor the F1 car. They had us nailed – fags and booze all the way.

  2. 2 The Glory of Being a Clown
    25 October 2012 at 12:19 pm

    Nice to see the duck – I mean chicken – in the basket making another appearance.

  3. 25 October 2012 at 1:43 pm

    Now, I am imagining an alternate ending where Bart gets a race car for a head, and loves it because he can stand on his head, drive around at high speed and cause destruction.

  4. 6 abra cadaver
    25 October 2012 at 11:40 pm

    Always loved “hi, Bart.” from Satan. Perfect.


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