Quote of the Day

The Way We Was13

“Hey, Homer, you’re late for English.” – Barney Gumble
“Pfft, English, who needs that?  I’m never going to England.” – Homer Simpson

9 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 14 November 2012 at 10:52 am

    That is a nice looking high school, at least on the outside.

  2. 14 November 2012 at 1:02 pm

    Another quote I’m completed floored that you haven’t done already.

  3. 3 Anonymous
    14 November 2012 at 2:06 pm

    A website that used a spellchecker for words like morose, noticeable, amalgamation, solemn, hemorrhagic and vacuum should not laugh at someone’s ignorance of English. Well, at least you did not say perfetti–thanks, Me Blog Write Good–I prefer to spell it as perfidy in a delicious pun.

  4. 7 Son of Duane
    15 November 2012 at 1:17 am

    I remember pulling that quote off in a high school English class myself. The teacher wasn’t amused at all, though.

  5. 15 November 2012 at 4:20 am

    And of course, Homer DID go to England like 13 seasons later. Was it good? Not really.

Comments are currently closed.


deadhomersociety (at) gmail

Run a Simpsons site or Twitter account? Let us know!

Twitter Updates

Subscribe to Our Newsletter


Useful Legal Tidbit

Even though it’s obvious to anyone with a functional frontal lobe and a shred of morality, we feel the need to include this disclaimer. This website (which openly advocates for the cancellation of a beloved television series) is in no way, shape or form affiliated with the FOX Network, the News Corporation, subsidiaries thereof, or any of Rupert Murdoch’s wives or children. “The Simpsons” is (unfortunately) the intellectual property of FOX. We and our crack team of one (1) lawyer believe that everything on this site falls under the definition of Fair Use and is protected by the First Amendment to the United States Constitution. No revenue is generated from this endeavor; we’re here because we love “The Simpsons”. And besides, you can’t like, own a potato, man, it’s one of Mother Earth’s creatures.