Quote of the Day

Lisa's First Word11

“I know you like clowns, so I made you this bed.  Now you can laugh yourself to sleep.” – Homer Simpson

Happy 20th anniversary to “Lisa’s First Word”!  Original airdate 3 December 1992.

6 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 abra cadaver
    3 December 2012 at 4:54 pm

    Charlie, this is old but since it was sorta hard to find online (hence why it’s unlisted), enjoy this:

    wu-tang clan/simpsons mashup video. Usually I’m not a fan but this is brilliant.

  2. 2 D.N.
    3 December 2012 at 5:07 pm

    God, nothing’s making me feel my age as much as the 20th anniversaries of these classic Simpsons episodes.

  3. 3 Mr. Incognito
    3 December 2012 at 9:25 pm

    If you should die before you wake…BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

    The evil circus music also cracks me up.

  4. 4 abra cadaver
    4 December 2012 at 8:23 pm

    “hello, joe!”

  5. 6 Mourning Glory
    6 December 2012 at 5:50 am

    Classic. My friends and I make “Can’t sleep, __ will eat me” jokes often.

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