Quote of the Day

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“Wow, this plankton’s only thirty-three cents!” – Homer Simpson
“Um, according to the Mexican Council of Food, this expired two years ago.” – Lisa Simpson
“Sure, by their standards, but we live in America.” – Homer Simpson

4 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 The Glory of Being a Clown
    13 December 2012 at 12:15 pm

    I never before noticed that krill was also on sale at this store.

  2. 2 Costanza
    13 December 2012 at 1:53 pm

    Eww, Season 10.

  3. 13 December 2012 at 2:24 pm

    Man, the outlines on the foreground elements and characters REALLY stand out compared to the background. Guess it’s just part of the whole cel animation process, but earlier episodes are subtler about it if they have it at all.

  4. 4 Mourning Glory
    13 December 2012 at 8:52 pm

    You fat cats didn’t finish your plankton. Now it’s mine!

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