16
Dec
12

Quote of the Day

Bart After Dark10

“I don’t like being outdoors, Smithers.  For one thing, there are too many fat children.” – C.M. Burns


4 Responses to “Quote of the Day”


  1. 16 December 2012 at 11:18 am

    “Bart After Dark” was one of the first episodes I saw, and this has always been one of my favorite Burns lines.

  2. 2 Anonymous
    16 December 2012 at 1:37 pm

    That line is the one and only reason to put Ralph and Martin together (they’re not in the same grade!)… but I still love it.

  3. 3 Stan
    16 December 2012 at 3:07 pm

    Isn’t that the ep where Smithers stops a plane with his forehead?


Comments are currently closed.

E-Mail

deadhomersociety (at) gmail

Run a Simpsons site or Twitter account? Let us know!

Twitter Updates

The Mob Has Spoken

Gabbo on Quote of the Day
Anonymous on Quote of the Day
Anonymous on Makeup Quote of the Day
Anonymous on Quote of the Day
Anonymous on Quote of the Day
Anonymous on Quote of the Day
Boourns on Quote of the Day
Anonymous on Quote of the Day
Anonymous on Quote of the Day
Anonymous on Makeup Quote of the Day

Subscribe to Our Newsletter

Reruns

Useful Legal Tidbit

Even though it’s obvious to anyone with a functional frontal lobe and a shred of morality, we feel the need to include this disclaimer. This website (which openly advocates for the cancellation of a beloved television series) is in no way, shape or form affiliated with the FOX Network, the News Corporation, subsidiaries thereof, or any of Rupert Murdoch’s wives or children. “The Simpsons” is (unfortunately) the intellectual property of FOX. We and our crack team of one (1) lawyer believe that everything on this site falls under the definition of Fair Use and is protected by the First Amendment to the United States Constitution. No revenue is generated from this endeavor; we’re here because we love “The Simpsons”. And besides, you can’t like, own a potato, man, it’s one of Mother Earth’s creatures.