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“So, what are we going to see?” – Marge Simpson
“Earnest Cuts the Cheese!” – Bart Simpson
“Honey, I Hit a School Bus!” – Lisa Simpson
“Look Who’s Oinking!  Look Who’s Oinking!” – Homer Simpson

21 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 5 January 2013 at 11:46 am

    Oh, I’ve heard how Stockholm Affair ends, it turns out the secret code was the same nursery rhyme he told his daughter!

    What? It’s pretty obvious if you think about it.

  2. 5 L
    5 January 2013 at 4:29 pm

    Best Episode in the series!

  3. 6 Zartok-35
    5 January 2013 at 4:49 pm

    Best. Episode. Ever.

    • 7 L
      6 January 2013 at 12:19 am

      Holy crap, another person who thinks this is the best episode. I thought I would never meet another…

  4. 8 ShaLaLaCarla
    5 January 2013 at 7:34 pm

    Who’s that guy? What’d that guy say when I said “Who’s that guy?”

  5. 9 Anonymous
    5 January 2013 at 10:14 pm

    Ahh, for the days when they didn’t hover on sign gags for 10 seconds, and when they could show signs without saying every part out loud…

    Lot of “best episode” comments. Interesting that this is the only one in the entire series where Matt Groening has the sole writing credit.

    • 6 January 2013 at 1:01 pm

      Sigh…. I wonder why Matt Groening never got to write more episodes, it just boggles my mind…

      • 11 D.N.
        6 January 2013 at 5:10 pm

        According to John Ortved’s book, Groening had an episode he was supposedly writing that became a running gag for years with the other writers, as to whether or not he’d ever actually finish it (I’m guessing he didn’t).

        • 6 January 2013 at 8:02 pm

          Thanks for the info D.N.! Idk that, very interesting info about MG and he proabably did not finish it yet (maybe it’s supposed to be something special like his idea for the last episode of The Simpsons and is still a work in progress)


  6. 13 abra cadaver
    6 January 2013 at 2:58 pm


    • 14 abra cadaver
      6 January 2013 at 3:00 pm

      In the Beavis and Butthead episode “At the Movies,” the boys are watching Ernest at the drive-in. Ernest is inside the Statue of Liberty and comes across a door with a sign that reads “DO NOT ENTER.” However, Ernest misreads it as “donut entry” and opens the door, falling through the statue’s nose.

      In an episode of Family Guy, Peter Griffin can’t decide which (fake) Ernest movie to rent: Ernest Goes to the Beach or Ernest Doesn’t Go to the Beach.

  7. 21 ecco6t9
    7 January 2013 at 2:55 am

    Someone with time on their hands could probably make Ernest Vs The Pope.

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