Quote of the Day

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“This is where we store Ann Landers and Dear Abby for their twenty-three hours of daily sleep.” – Tour Guide
“My advice is to free us or let us die.” – Ann Landers

4 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

    • 2 Charlie Sweatpants
      18 January 2013 at 10:36 am

      Yeah, I bumped the one that was originally scheduled for today. I was just glad I hadn’t used it before.

  1. 18 January 2013 at 11:08 am

    Typing into Google, figuring this quote must be because she just died, I mistyped ‘Dear Abby’ as ‘Dead Abby.’ Ooooh…

  2. 4 RaikoLives
    18 January 2013 at 11:23 pm

    Recently, Dead Homer Society has been my best source for celebrity news. You guys always manage to get a relevant quote from The Simpsons up before I hear the news its about. Neil Armstrong, dude from Welcome Back Kotter, a bunch of others who I totally should remember but don’t. Screw TMZ and ET. DHS is all the celebrity news I need!

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