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Quote of the Day

Bart Gets an Elephant6

“Mr. Simpson, I think you’ll find this amount more than fair.” – Mr. Blackheart
“Dad, I think he’s an ivory dealer.  His boots are ivory, his hat is ivory, and I’m pretty sure that check is ivory.” – Lisa Simpson
“Lisa, a guy who has lots of ivory is less likely to hurt Stampy than a guy whose ivory supplies are low.” – Homer Simpson


4 Responses to “Quote of the Day”


  1. 1 Leo
    20 February 2013 at 11:23 am

    “Though this be d’ohness, yet there is method in it.”

  2. 2 L
    20 February 2013 at 11:46 am

    “Elephant’s don’t have keys.”


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