Quote of the Day

Saturdays of Thunder13

“Whoa, where’s your helmet, son?” – Soapbox Derby Racing Official
“Helmets are for wusses, sir.” – Bart Simpson
“No, I don’t think I can let you go without a safety helmet.” – Soapbox Derby Official
“This is my son, and if he doesn’t want to wear one, you can’t make him.” – Homer Simpson
“Okay, fine, I want to get out of here sometime today.” – Soapbox Derby Official

4 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 30 March 2013 at 4:57 pm

    Can you all put the season and episode number? I know this one but for others it would be nice.

    • 2 RaikoLives
      31 March 2013 at 3:09 am

      Googling/Wikipedia-ing the episode’s name – which is in the tags – is pretty simple (if you’re looking at this you’re AT your computer/internet interaction device)

    • 4 Charlie Sweatpants
      31 March 2013 at 10:01 am

      I’m pretty set in my ways on how I do these things, but my favorite resource for checking that sort of thing quickly is epguides.com:


      It’s a really simple list, so it loads fast and you can scroll and/or Ctrl-F to whatever you need right away.

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