Archive for April, 2013



26
Apr
13

Quote of the Day

The Joy of Sect10

“Will there be beer?” – Homer Simpson
“Beer is not allowed.” – Movementarian
“Homer no function beer well without.” – Homer Simpson

25
Apr
13

Quote of the Day

Lisa the Iconoclast10

“Hello, town jubilation committee?  Yeah, I got something that’s gonna make you a lot less jubilant.” – Moe

Happy birthday Hank Azaria!

24
Apr
13

Quote of the Day

Kamp Krusty15

“We’ll see you when you get back from image enhancement camp.” – Mr. Prince
“Spare me your euphemisms!  It’s fat camp for daddy’s chubby little secret!” – Martin Prince
“You promised you wouldn’t make a scene.” – Mr. Prince

23
Apr
13

Quote of the Day

Brother Can You Spare Two Dimes14

“I’m sorry, Homer, but I’m still mad at you.  Every word you say just makes me want to punch you in the face.” – Herb Powell
“Well, while you’re a guest in my home, could you just kick me in the butt?” – Homer Simpson
“I’ll try, but I’m not making any promises.” – Herb Powell

22
Apr
13

Quote of the Day

The Twisted World of Marge Simpson8

“Hello, Helen.” – Marge Simpson
“Marge.” – Helen Lovejoy
“Edna.” – Marge Simpson
“Marge.” – Edna Krabappel
“Uh . . . oh.” – Marge Simpson
“Oh, my name is Agnes, and you know it’s Agnes!  It means lamb, lamb of God!” – Agnes Skinner

(Sorry this went up late.  Schedule screw up on my part.) 

21
Apr
13

Quote of the Day

Bart Gets Hit By a Car11

"Is he well enough for me to start mothering him unbearably, doctor?" – Marge Simpson
"Better let him rest up a while first." – Dr. Hibbert

20
Apr
13

Quote of the Day

The Canine Mutiny7

“Hold on, Chief.  It might be medicinal.” – Eddie
“Uh, yeah, medicinal!  Without it I could, uh, go even blinder.  Right?” – Mr. Mitchell




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