“Torture Land, Explosion Land, Searing Gas Pain Land, Unnecessary Surgery Land . . . hmmm.” – Marge Simpson
Universal Studios down in America’s Wang is getting ready to unveil their new and expanded Simpsons area. This caused half the people on the internet to link to it this week, so it’s a shorter than average Reading Digest. We do have a video of it under construction, as well as something much cooler: a fan made map of Disney Land crossed with Itchy & Scratchy Land. In addition to that we’ve got a bunch of other excellent fan made stuff, an interview with Harry Shearer, some sly Simpsons references Blizzard inserted into World of Warcraft, some Australian street art, more evidence that Zombie Simpsons can’t construct a decent parody to save its life, and a couple of people who either wrote or wanted to write about the show in college.
Nyima – Duffwoman – A Hungarian cosplay enthusiast has created a rather awesome Duffwoman costume. The beer can laden skirt really makes it.
GTO – Lenny and Carl – by `DanLuVisiArt on deviantART – Fan made art of Homer, Carl and Otto in a Grand Theft Auto style. Excellent. (via Kotaku)
Glen Brogan – Itchy and Scratchy Land – More excellent fan art:
Itchy and Scratchy Land
16 x 20
Edition of 50
Glen says: “This piece is an excuse for me to combine two things I love: the design of old Disney theme park maps and The Simpsons. I went through the Itchy and Scratchy Land episode and took lots of screen captures and notes to get the map as accurate to the show as possible.”
INTERVIEW: Harry Shearer, on SNL, The Simpsons, and Spinal Tap – Nothing really new here, but well worth a read because Shearer:
HS: Talk to myself, what do you think I am, nuts? Actually, C Montgomery Burns is the favorite, because he doesn’t fall prey to the temptation to dilute his evil with even a scintilla of good. Fox owns the voices, so if I did slip into one, I’d owe them money.
There are a lot of great things about Harry Shearer, but his more or less open loathing of FOX has to be near the top.
phil hartman – This week was the 15th anniversary of Phil Hartman’s death. This is a remembrance, with a great Troy McClure mashup YouTube.
The Simpsons as a Narratively Complex Show – This is a rather serious college essay that I freely admit I have not had time to read all the way through. But I plan to because a quick skim shows it talking about not just the show, but the environment in which it was created and how those things influenced it.
Bartkira! – More fan art for the Bartkira project.
Watch a Tour of the Simpsons Theme Park Construction – This isn’t so much a tour as it is a series of slow camera pans on YouTube, but if you’re interested in what they’re doing down in Orlando, here you go:
The Simpsons! | Pat-A-Cakes of Woolton – Excellent Simpsons birthday cake.
The greatest moments of Troy McClure and Lionel Hutz – This is a grandiose title, but there’s some good YouTube here.
Best. Episode. Ever. (Round 28) – Ha ha, Season 13 goes down in a heap before “The Call of the Simpsons”. You ever known a siren to be good?
The stage comedy ‘I’m Connecticut’ by ‘Simpsons’ writer Mike Reiss plays Ivoryton – If you live in the Nutmeg State, you can see Reiss and his play next week:
Now, a new production of "I’m Connecticut" opens Wednesday at the Ivoryton Playhouse. Reiss will be there on June 6, 7 and 8 to participate in talk-backs with the audience.
Also, a brief reminder that Mike Reiss is very funny:
"I’m Connecticut" is a romantic comedy, yes, but it has an extra element, too:
"There’s so much Connecticut color in there, so much trivia about the state, legends and lore. There’s a joke about Windsor Locks in there. You know, David Mamet is never going to write a joke about Windsor Locks, no matter how long he lives."
Pray for Mojo: top 10 coolest monkeys (part 1) – Mojo comes in at #6 here, and deservedly so:
BUT how does Mojo beat Mr Teeny? (Krusty’s stage monkey?) when Mr Teeny can rollerskate and chomp cigars? Well, Mojo wears a nappy so he doesn’t need to be toilet trained. He can make orange juice. He drinks Duff Beer. And he can do a happy dance! Even when he’s not happy!
Also am i the only guy who wants to watch Christmas Ape 1 + 2?
No. I’ve always wondered just what Christmas Ape would be like.
Trillhouse – Milhouse street art from Australia.
Cool Cop – And, from the same site, Wiggum. Also:
has anyone noticed the influx of Simpsons characters going on around town in the passed 6 months? It’s all good though, because The Simpsons are the best thing since TV was invented.
Verizon FiOS unlimited data limit: 77TB per month – Excellent reference:
Simpsons fans will likely recall the classic episode in which Homer Simpson gets tossed out of an “all-you-can-eat” seafood restaurant after he devours not only its entire supply of shrimp but two of its decorative plastic lobsters. Ars Technica reports that an IT professional in California did something similar with his unlimited FiOS plan after he used up a whopping 77TB of data over the span of just one month.
This is the most blatant case of false advertising since my suit against the movie The Neverending Story.
Bart the Philosopher – Not tormenting the emotionally frail is an important life lesson.
The Hangover Part III…In 10 Words – Hangover III: So Very Tired.
Behind The Candleabra…In 10 Words – In battle he downed a full length ball down covered in sequins.
Epic Movie…In 10 Words – Why do you think I took you to see all those Police Academy movies?
NPC – Groundskeeper Wyllithen and Mayor Quimby – A couple of Simpsons references in World of Warcraft.
Marge Vs. Itchy and Scratchy – Not entirely sure what this is, but the sign Marge carries at the protest is always great.
Did I Do That?! Top TV Teen Nerds – Lisa obviously makes the list, and bonus points for a blog called “cookies + sangria”.
May 24th 2013 | An artist’s day to day – This is about cats:
I’m a huge fan of the Simpsons but there isn’t really much I can take away from this for me. Its well done and suits the program perfectly but its too simple for what I want. Can’t think what this cat is called, I could look it up but I can’t be bothered, its Friday and I’m tired. Was it something to do with Snow or something?
The cat on The Simpsons is Snowball II. Zombie Simpsons has ratcheted it up to like Snowball XLVI or something, but they suck, so don’t worry about it. However, the most famous cat on The Simpsons is definitely Scratchy, because Itchy’s a jerk.
After episode of ‘The Simpsons,’ Marge Simpson helps boost traffic for ashleymadison.com, the notorious website for cheaters – Pretty much just what the headline says. Further evidence that Zombie Simpsons doesn’t so much parody brands as offer free advertising for them.
Who knew The Simpsons could be so deep? – YouTube of Marge showing Lenny’s house and the fact that pretty much no one wants people to come over unexpectedly.
A Blanc Slate – You gotta plow ahead on that one:
The first six years of The Simpsons coincide with the last six years of my public education. Matt Groening unleashed an honestly dysfunctional family in a pretentiously dysfunctional world, and before we were asked to care who shot Mr. Burns, the show threw nothing but heat and break-neck change-ups, to chance a baseball analogy. Fast and unrelenting. Like the tire fire in the opening credits, the comedy was timeless, eternal. Great writing made every line a quote, but every quote could be ruined when repeated by we mere mortals when the cast delivered them perfectly. I was talked out of writing my college essay on Hank Azaria because applications were serious business, and no one had the internet to cross-reference the importance of trivialities.
Also, click through for the picture of the “Jerrold” cable box. We had a box exactly like that when I was a kid, and since there was no remote I learned how to work it with my toes so I wouldn’t have to get up to change the channel. The 80s sucked.