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13

Quote of the Day

The Cartridge Family6

“What began as a traditional soccer riot has escalated into a city wide orgy of destruction.  Reacting swiftly, Mayor Quimby has declared mob rule.  So, for the next several years, it’s every family for itself.” – Kent Brockman
“Excuse me, sir, I think you’ve got my TV.  Sir?” – Ned Flanders


3 Responses to “Quote of the Day”


  1. 8 May 2013 at 3:35 pm

    Good analogy for the NRA, I guess everybody not a criminal needs a gun, lol.

  2. 2 Stan
    8 May 2013 at 11:13 pm

    – Were you on my roof last night stealing my weather vane?
    – This interview is over!

  3. 3 Anonymous
    9 May 2013 at 10:01 am

    That’s not the TV inspector


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