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13

Quote of the Day

By Charlie Sweatpants 8 Comments
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“Maybe he needs some real friends.” – Marge Simpson
“Sure, we’d all love some real friends, Marge.  But what are the odds of that happening?” – Chief Wiggum

8 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

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  1. 1 Stan
    7 June 2013 at 8:53 am

    “Help! She’s touching my special area!”

  2. 3 ThisCannotBeTheFuture
    7 June 2013 at 11:10 am

    This is a pretty rad Season 9 episode. I like

    Ralph: “But I thought we were friends.”
    Bart: “Sorry, Ralph.”

    shortly followed by…

    Bart: “But I thought we were friends!”
    Kearney(?): “Yeah, well, I hope the irony isn’t lost on you.”

  3. 5 RaikoLives
    8 June 2013 at 1:05 am

    Kinda makes me sad that Chief Wiggum doesn’t have any real friends either, y’know. Sure he’s an incompetent, corrupt chief of police, who responds to calls where, in other towns he probably wouldn’t have to, and whose genitals have become withered and useless thanks to years of watching cable tv, but still. Everyone needs some friends. Even Homer has friends. Now I’m gonna go watch the Simpsons Spinoff Showcase for the Wiggum P.I. bit.

    • 6 Stan
      8 June 2013 at 11:34 am

      Is he Chief of police anymore? Oh, he is. Because I surely didn’t see it in Chief of Hearts, when he suddenly became very gay friends with Homer for no reason.

      • 7 RaikoLives
        9 June 2013 at 3:57 am

        I haven’t watched regularly since for many seasons, so I don’t think I can accurately answer your question. I am, however, sure that at least his men appreciate the work he does, especially when he lets them hold their gun on the side, for their birthday, since it looks cool.

  4. 8 Abraham
    12 June 2013 at 3:23 pm

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