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Quote of the Day

Bart on the Road8

“This is a map of nuclear sites around the country.  As a safety inspector, I’m responsible for changing most of these light bulbs.” – Homer Simpson
“Why are there so many burnt out ones?” – Lisa Simpson
“Cause they won’t hire an assistant.” – Homer Simpson


3 Responses to “Quote of the Day”


  1. 9 July 2013 at 12:47 am

    Charlie, this quote and the quote before it are from two of my favorite episodes. Awesome!

  2. 2 ThisCannotBeTheFuture
    9 July 2013 at 10:08 am

    “Oh, Diablo Canyon 1…”

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