Quote of the Day

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“I need something that’ll keep me awake, alert and reckless all night long.” – Homer Simpson
“Well, Congress is racing back to Washington to outlaw these.” – General Store Guy
“Sold!” – Homer Simpson

5 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 frank
    15 July 2013 at 2:10 pm

    I can’t remember if this was the first episode where Homer does that running-away “hee-hee…” giggle, or if it was starting to get annoying.

    I remember this season as having interesting starts to an episode and then getting real dumb toward the end. wasn’t this the one with the Tony Randall joke?

    • 15 July 2013 at 4:29 pm

      Yes, this had the Tony Randall joke.

    • 3 Rob
      15 July 2013 at 4:45 pm

      Yeah it started off well enough with a trip out to dinner and an eating contest, Homer confuses a trucker for Tony Randall, orders a glass of meatballs, etc. Then the trucker dies after winning the eating contest, Homer assumes his route, enrages other truckers by giving away their secret auto-drive system, blah blah blah, it just gets too insultingly unfunny to even keep writing. I’m embarrassed to have even written this much.

      • 4 Stan
        15 July 2013 at 9:04 pm

        Oh yeah, that one. Sucked hard.

        Btw for one I’ll defend Family Guy here by saying that their take on the “trucker pills” with Stewie then going berserk was tons funnier.

  2. 5 Mark Rodkin
    15 July 2013 at 4:51 pm

    The college bound prefer Trucker’s Choice

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