Quote of the Day

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“’Allo, gov’nor, lube job while you wait?” – Squeaky Voiced Teen
“Don’t touch me.” – Pedestrian

5 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Al Gore Doll
    26 July 2013 at 5:48 pm

    This is the same guy who punches Homer in the face for pitching his sexual potency drug (and failing).

    • 2 Charlie Sweatpants
      26 July 2013 at 6:06 pm

      Yeah, he’s one of those background characters who disappeared over the years.

      • 3 Dr Nguyen Van Phuoc
        27 July 2013 at 8:08 am

        “I doubt my son or daughter is that stupid”

      • 4 Al Gore Doll
        28 July 2013 at 11:44 pm

        That’s a universal statement if I’ve ever seen one.
        If you have a street scene in the Simpsons you’re going to see Sideshow Mel, White-Hat Texan, Cookie Kwan, and nobody without a schtick.

      • 5 Ryan
        2 August 2013 at 1:51 am

        They brought him back. He had a line in the lady gaga episode. It wasn’t funny or memorable or anything, which goes without saying.

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