31
Jul
13

Quote of the Day

The Secret War of Lisa Simpson6

“So, the next time you’re walking on the beach, enjoying an hourglass, or making cheap, low grade windshields, think where we’d be without sand.” – Sand Movie Narrator
“Sand.  Sand.  Sand!” – Chorus


2 Responses to “Quote of the Day”


  1. 1 zgeycp
    31 July 2013 at 3:23 pm

    “Of course we could make things more challenging, Lisa, but then the stupider students would be in here complaining, furrowing their brows in a vain attempt to understand the situation.”

  2. 31 July 2013 at 7:53 pm

    Sand: it’s almost as important as zinc.


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