Quote of the Day

A Milhouse Divided11

“Come on, Luann, you know what this is.” – Kirk van Houten
“Kirk, I don’t know what it is.” – Luann van Houten
“It could not be more simple, Luann.  You want me to show this to the cat, and have the cat tell you what it is?  Cause the cat’s going to get it.” – Kirk van Houten
“I’m sorry, I’m not as smart as you Kirk.  We didn’t all go to Gudger College.” – Luann van Houten

15 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 2 RaikoLives
    6 August 2013 at 9:26 am

    One of the (many) great, devastating, memorable, hilarious, some-might-say definitive scenes of the show. Everyone remembers Milhouse’s folks getting the divorce. Everyone. And we don’t feel pity for Kirk, since he gets to sleep in a racing car. Do you?

  2. 5 Rob
    6 August 2013 at 10:31 am

    Crackers are a family food. Happy families. Maybe single people eat crackers, we don’t know. Frankly, we don’t want to know.

  3. 11 ThisCannotBeTheFuture
    6 August 2013 at 8:33 pm

    “Who likes the Dooby Brothers?”

  4. 6 August 2013 at 9:31 pm

    Can I borrow a feeling?

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