Quote of the Day

When You Dish Upon a Star1

“You promised to take us to the lake.” – Lisa Simpson
“I promise you kids lots of things.  That’s what makes me such a good father.” – Homer Simpson
“Actually, keeping promises would make you a good father.” – Lisa Simpson
“No, that would make me a great father.” – Homer Simpson

5 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 18 August 2013 at 8:59 am

    Just have to lower your expectations a bit.

  2. 18 August 2013 at 1:40 pm

    Homer has a beer-addled wisdom about him.

  3. 5 Col. Coward
    18 August 2013 at 6:19 pm

    A funny gag but it still has a “Zombie Simpsons” feel to it. The dialogue is very cliche setup-punchline style, and the title of the episode, “When You Dish Upon a Star” just depresses me.

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