21
Aug
13

Quote of the Day

Lisa Gets an A4

“Oh, sweetie, you look so much better.  Ready to go back to school?” – Marge Simpson
“I don’t know, I mean I could risk it, but-” – Lisa Simpson
“No, no, you just stay put.” – Marge Simpson
“Wow, you didn’t even feel her forehead.  How do I get that kind of credibility?” – Bart Simpson
“With eight years of scrupulous honesty.” – Marge Simpson
“Enh, it’s not worth it.” – Bart Simpson

[Apologies this was late again.  (And how!)  Still have no internet at home and wow does it fuck everything up.]


1 Response to “Quote of the Day”


  1. 1 RaikoLives
    21 August 2013 at 9:25 pm

    Doesn’t it ever. Spent a month without the net last time I moved. Scary, scary time. Only thing scarier was getting my cell phone bill with all the data charges I’d racked up. *shudders*


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