Quote of the Day

Dangers of Addiction

“But then I spent all my money on my fifteen-hundred-dollar a day habit. . . . I’d like another Faberge egg, please.” – Bleed Gums Murphy
“Sir, don’t you think you’ve had enough?” – Faberge Salesman
“I’ll tell you when I’ve had enough!” – Bleeding Gums Murphy

3 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 2 Anonymous
    12 September 2013 at 5:23 pm

    I have a link for today’s reading digest: http://www.the-editing-room.com/the-shining.html

    This is usually a good parody website, but this particular article, a summary of the Shining was pretty terrible. Look in the comments, and you will see that someone used quotes and ideas from the Treehouse of Horror 5 version of the movie to demonstrate satire. I think the quotes are accurate, but I do not have your encyclopedic knowledge of this show.

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