Quote of the Day

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“Marge, what do you think?” – Homer Simpson
“It’s nice.  But who is this woman?” – Marge Simpson
“Well, right now she’s an out of work cocktail waitress, but she’s going to be a country music super star like, uh . . . that jerk in the cowboy hat, and that dead lady.” – Homer Simpson
“I don’t like you hanging around some cocktail waitress.” – Marge Simpson
“Marge, you make it sound so seamy.  All I did was spend the afternoon in her trailer watching her try on some outfits.” – Homer Simpson

15 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 17 September 2013 at 2:56 pm

    To this day, I still refer to Garth Brooks as “that jerk in the cowboy hat”.

  2. 2 beeed
    17 September 2013 at 7:11 pm

    *seedy* – ill mannered, disreputable.
    Surprising how often their are misquotes on DHS!

    • 3 Charlie Sweatpants
      17 September 2013 at 10:04 pm

      I do a half-assed job around here plenty, but I don’t think I fucked up on this one. He doesn’t say “seedy”, he says “seamy”:

      http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/seamy – “degraded, sordid ”

      Always glad to get corrected, but having just listened to it again, he says “seamy”. Thanks for keeping an eye out.

  3. 4 FireFlower
    17 September 2013 at 9:40 pm

    This is off-topic but I made this today:

    Maybe you can use it in your next Reading Digest.

  4. 9 Dick Steele
    18 September 2013 at 12:01 am

    “Uh, I think I can come over. Lemme ask my wife.”

  5. 10 Zartok-35
    18 September 2013 at 1:55 am

    Just another contributing factor to it being the best episode ever!

  6. 12 FireFlower
    18 September 2013 at 9:35 am

    Yeah! Thanks, Charlie!

    Yes the 1990 Bart is from Tiny Toon Adventures. Blard Simpleton was the guest star in the Weekday Afternoon Live episode.

  7. 18 September 2013 at 12:30 pm

    Didn’t Matt Groening write this episode?

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