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Quote of the Day

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“Oh, Mom, you’re not supposed to throw rice anymore.  Birds eat it, their stomachs swell, and they explode.” – Lisa Simpson
“Why am I just learning this now?” – Bart Simpson


6 Responses to “Quote of the Day”


  1. 1 Zartok-35
    21 September 2013 at 5:28 pm

    Probably the only good part of that very dismal episode.

  2. 21 September 2013 at 11:38 pm

    I understand they recycled this joke in a much later episode, only they actually showed the bird exploding on screen. It’s much, much funnier in a setup like this when the ridiculous violence is implied.

    I never thought I’d be praising a Mike Scully episode for subtlety, but I guess that’s where we are now.

  3. 5 Monty Python Forever
    23 September 2013 at 7:01 pm

    I have to deal with a parrot occasionally, and it screams constantly and bites everyone. Maybe I should take this advice.

  4. 6 Monty Python Forever
    23 September 2013 at 7:02 pm

    I appreciated To Kill A Mockingbird, but it had very little to say on the subject.


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