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Quote of the Day

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“I am going on a diet.  From this day forward, I pledge there will be no pork chop too succulent, no donut too tasty, no pizza too laden with delicious toppings to prevent me from reaching my scientifically determined ideal weight!  As God as my witness, I’ll always be hungry again!” – Homer Simpson


7 Responses to “Quote of the Day”


  1. 1 zgeycp
    1 October 2013 at 2:05 pm

    It faded over time, but I love the poetic quality to the first few seasons’ dialogue.

  2. 1 October 2013 at 7:12 pm

    I just read this guys…

    Will Bart die? The Simpsons to kill off one of their main characters this season, reveals show producer

    Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2440187/The-Simpsons-kill-main-characters-season.html


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