Quote of the Day

Lisa on Ice14

“You really think I did okay out there, Mom?” – Lisa Simpson
“Absolutely, honey.  By blocking the net, I really think you helped your team.” – Marge Simpson

Happy birthday Mike Scully!

3 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 R. Michelle Marcel
    2 October 2013 at 12:27 pm

    What a coincidence! I was re-watching this one yesterday.

  2. 2 October 2013 at 12:33 pm

    “Bart Simpson, could you stop raising your hand? You haven’t gotten one right!”

  3. 3 Anonymous
    4 October 2013 at 12:28 am

    Marge is John Madden commentating on ice hockey.

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