Quote of the Day

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“Well, as you can see, when the burglar trips the alarm, the house raises from its foundations and runs down the street, around the corner to safety. . . . Well, the real humans won’t, uh, won’t burn quite so fast in there.” – Professor Frink

5 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 The Glory of Being a Clown
    17 October 2013 at 8:51 am

    I think it’s great that somebody bought one of these houses.

  2. 2 Al Gore Doll
    17 October 2013 at 8:57 pm

    Invasion of the Idiot Dog brain, anyone?

  3. 3 RaikoLives
    18 October 2013 at 8:06 am

    Frinks damn robots. How many times have we watched them catch fire and burn?

    “Why was I programmed to feel pain?!”

    • 4 Frank
      18 October 2013 at 12:50 pm

      I thought of that robot too, but I am not sure it was a Frink robot

      • 5 RaikoLives
        19 October 2013 at 5:38 am

        You’re right, it was just at the museum the mob set fire too. How come I only remember this now. Probably WAS Frink’s robot, given that all of the high tech robots/inventions in Springfield seem to be Frinks (while the shoddy ones on infomercials are all Dr Nick’s).

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