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Quote of the Day

Bart the Murderer17

“You wouldn’t happen to know anything about a cigarette truck that got hijacked on Route 401?” – Chief Wiggum
“What’s a truck?” – Fat Tony

Happy birthday Joe Mantegna!


2 Responses to “Quote of the Day”


  1. 1 Anonymous
    13 November 2013 at 3:00 pm

    I was pretty young when I first saw this episode, and that whole ‘crime doesn’t pay’ bit has always stuck with me for some reason.

    And not even as a joke – as some inexplicable “well, that’s life” comfort for tales of corruption and billion-dollar-thieves.

    • 2 Stan
      14 November 2013 at 12:43 pm

      If I remember correctly, they blended a Bart-gets-a-job episode with the one where mob guys aren’t the moronic goons as they portray them today.


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