20
Nov
13

Quote of the Day

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“This is Kent Brockman live at the Monty Burns casino.  Moments from now, the house that Social Security checks built will be demolished to make way for a casino themed family hotel.” – Kent Brockman
“This must be heartbreaking for you, sir.” – Mr. Smithers
“I’m just thinking of my employees.  All the card sharps, bottom dealers, and shills, where will they go?” – C.M. Burns
“They’re managing your chain of nursing homes, sir.” – Mr. Smithers
“Excellent.” – C.M. Burns


2 Responses to “Quote of the Day”


  1. 1 Al Gore Doll
    20 November 2013 at 12:32 pm

    Card sharps?


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