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Quote of the Day

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“Are you sure you want a child, Apu?” – Manjula Nahasapeemapetilon
“You know, I do.  I mean, there comes a time in a man’s life when he asks himself: who will float my corpse down the Ganges?” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon


1 Response to “Quote of the Day”


  1. 1 January 2014 at 11:40 am

    The same river where Gandhi’s ashes were immersed. Not a bad place for a corpse.


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