“And now with his picks for today’s games, the man who’s right 52% of the time, Smooth Jimmy Apollo.” – Brent Gunsilman
“Thank you, Bret. Our first game today, Denver and New England, is too close to call.” – Smooth Jimmy Apollo
“Oh.” – Homer Simpson
“But, if you’re one of those compulsive types who just has to bet, well, I don’t know . . . Denver.” – Smooth Jimmy Apollo
“Woo-hoo, Denver, yeah!” – Homer Simpson
But don’t lose heart, Patriots fans, because we all know how that ended:
When you’re right 52% of the time, you’re wrong 48% of the time.
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(The crotch really does wear out too fast.)
Heh, nice Jimmy the Greek parody here :)
But it certainly didn’t end 55-10, either! ;)